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[sheers]

ew, seawater. yes, thank you, i'll stay at the very edge of the beach, you can enjoy the tentacles and the seaweed.

so we can have the rest of the afternoon just doing fun stuff? no more sand after we get your stuff? promise to puppy?

[moongardens]

you still need to be on the beach
you just don't have to go into the water

and yes promise to puppy
once we're done, we're done! no more familiar duties
just sunbathing
leisurely lunch
you can even sleep in the car on the way home

[sheers]

i'm gonna wear my nice shorts, maybe i'll find a beachside boyfriend to play with.

let's get you one too! let's find, like, a big buff tan guy you can ride, maybe we can even bring him back to the city!

[ puppy no that's kidnapping ]

[moongardens]

big buff beachside boyfriend
i am so here for that ydek

maybe we should make this an overnight trip...
you don't have anything going on the next couple days do you?

[sheers]

we'll find them and we'll have so much fun, i'm excited for the trip now!

and no, i don't really have anything to do this week, so i'm all yours. just... you know. the sand. it's gross. but we're getting those boys and we're getting dicked good before we get back.

[moongardens]

well in that case i guess i don't have to worry about giving you special r&r tonight since we're doing it after instead

while you're upset about sand remember you can scope out cute beach boys at the same time okay

hopefully there is sex for me
it seems like a sure thing there will be for you at least
idk how you keep finding all those guys tbh

[sheers]

it's because i'm cute and i look easy
some guys are just so low effort they'll jump at the first person who looks like they won't destroy their fragile ego
it's not like i'm not easy, anyway, so it works mutually

what do you like in men, anyway? like what gets you hot all over?