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i love milk! milk is good for you too so you should always drink it when you can.

and really? you're treating me? but i'm not a boyfriend.

i've had some cake, i don't know what they're called though.

[convulsing]

[ She ponders for a moment if she should tell Puppy how milk isn't really all that good... but nah, why bother. ]

I'll keep that in mind.

I don't really do boyfriends, so hey, who cares? I like you and I like treating people I like. It goes hand in hand nicely.

Want me to bring you some? We can have some cake before heading out.

[sheers]

[ shhhh let's keep it quiet for now ]

why don't you do boyfriends? boyfriends are good for you! they give you things and make you happy and make you feel good. i can help you find a boyfriend!

and i want! please give puppy cake. i'll be good for it!

[convulsing]

Oh honey.

I have people give me things just like that, don't worry about good old me. But I won't say no to you presenting me cute guys and girls.

[ Never enough people to leech after all. ]

Say no more. Be there in an hour? Get your finest threads out darling.

[sheers]

[ time to be a matchmaker! fun times for puppy, hooking people up with other people. ]

i'll wear my best stuff, the ones that make me look really hot. let's get laid after the cake!