❰ whatever it's not important. puppy gets up coffee still in hand and holds out his hand and for a second hunter just stares at it like's it's got some kind of disease...
and then he takes puppy's hand, and uses it to pull puppy toward him so he can grab his coffee back, thank you very much. ❱
Are you like. Okay? Are you lonely? Do you need help with something?
❰ you're way too eager to hang out with a guy you've never met before, something must be wrong in your life. ❱
❰ how are you real? how has no one taken advantage of your general strangeness and taught you that strangers can't always be trusted?
well, if no one else has, it falls to hunter. it'd be irresponsible to just leave puppy without trying to impart some potentially life-saving wisdom. ❱
You shouldn't just hang out with people you don't know like that. What if I was a serial killer, or something? You don't know what I might do to you, or want from you. And you shouldn't take things that belong to other people, cuz what if I got really mad about my coffee and started yelling at you?
If you started yelling at me then I'd just walk away from you, I don't like people when they yell at me so why would I stay and listen?
Are you a serial killer? Are you gonna kill me?
[ many things have happened to puppy in his long and strange life, for all that he seems to retain a very naive-like outlook in almost everything. he's been caged, literally and figuratively, and he's been killed; both events have left scars on his skin and on his mind, and he's nowhere near self-actualized enough to unpack the trauma he's experienced.
so he's not really coping very well, or healthily for that matter, but he looks hanni in the eyes - those kind, handsome eyes - and clasps hanni's hand with both of his. ]
If you don't mean me any harm then I'm not in trouble. So let's go?
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❰ whatever it's not important. puppy gets up coffee still in hand and holds out his hand and for a second hunter just stares at it like's it's got some kind of disease...
and then he takes puppy's hand, and uses it to pull puppy toward him so he can grab his coffee back, thank you very much. ❱
Are you like. Okay? Are you lonely? Do you need help with something?
❰ you're way too eager to hang out with a guy you've never met before, something must be wrong in your life. ❱
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[ puppy looks at him quizzically, a little offended but mostly just lost. why would he be lonely? why would he need help, too? he's doing pretty good!
he frowns at hanni, tilts his head aside. ]
I'm okay. I'm not hurt or anything. Why, do you want to play?
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❰ what are they, five? ❱
No, you're just — you're really just. Like this?
❰ how are you real? how has no one taken advantage of your general strangeness and taught you that strangers can't always be trusted?
well, if no one else has, it falls to hunter. it'd be irresponsible to just leave puppy without trying to impart some potentially life-saving wisdom. ❱
You shouldn't just hang out with people you don't know like that. What if I was a serial killer, or something? You don't know what I might do to you, or want from you. And you shouldn't take things that belong to other people, cuz what if I got really mad about my coffee and started yelling at you?
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Are you a serial killer? Are you gonna kill me?
[ many things have happened to puppy in his long and strange life, for all that he seems to retain a very naive-like outlook in almost everything. he's been caged, literally and figuratively, and he's been killed; both events have left scars on his skin and on his mind, and he's nowhere near self-actualized enough to unpack the trauma he's experienced.
so he's not really coping very well, or healthily for that matter, but he looks hanni in the eyes - those kind, handsome eyes - and clasps hanni's hand with both of his. ]
If you don't mean me any harm then I'm not in trouble. So let's go?