you still need to be on the beach you just don't have to go into the water
and yes promise to puppy once we're done, we're done! no more familiar duties just sunbathing leisurely lunch you can even sleep in the car on the way home
we'll find them and we'll have so much fun, i'm excited for the trip now!
and no, i don't really have anything to do this week, so i'm all yours. just... you know. the sand. it's gross. but we're getting those boys and we're getting dicked good before we get back.
it's because i'm cute and i look easy some guys are just so low effort they'll jump at the first person who looks like they won't destroy their fragile ego it's not like i'm not easy, anyway, so it works mutually
what do you like in men, anyway? like what gets you hot all over?
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you don't have to wash my feet, i'll just wear rain boots over my shoes. i don't want sand on my leather ones, they'll scratch the surface.
can we sunbathe after?
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and yes, umbrellas and rainboots are fine
sunbathing is also good!!
i mean the actual gathering period is only going to take like, 30 minutes, maybe 60 at most??
we can have fun around town the rest of the time!
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so we can have the rest of the afternoon just doing fun stuff? no more sand after we get your stuff? promise to puppy?
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you just don't have to go into the water
and yes promise to puppy
once we're done, we're done! no more familiar duties
just sunbathing
leisurely lunch
you can even sleep in the car on the way home
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let's get you one too! let's find, like, a big buff tan guy you can ride, maybe we can even bring him back to the city!
[ puppy no that's kidnapping ]
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i am so here for that ydek
maybe we should make this an overnight trip...
you don't have anything going on the next couple days do you?
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and no, i don't really have anything to do this week, so i'm all yours. just... you know. the sand. it's gross. but we're getting those boys and we're getting dicked good before we get back.
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while you're upset about sand remember you can scope out cute beach boys at the same time okay
hopefully there is sex for me
it seems like a sure thing there will be for you at least
idk how you keep finding all those guys tbh
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some guys are just so low effort they'll jump at the first person who looks like they won't destroy their fragile ego
it's not like i'm not easy, anyway, so it works mutually
what do you like in men, anyway? like what gets you hot all over?